We never intended this,” he said weakly. “Honestly. No offense. We just wanted what was due to us.”
A skeletal hand patted him on the shoulder, not unkindly.
And Death said, CONGRATULATIONS. — Terry Prachett, Guards! Guards! (via vorchamafia)
(Source: andrasteburned, via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)
Road to Uberwald_2
"Thud" by Sir Terry Pratchett ed Pocket
The four riders… Discworld
The reaper, Discworld
nightwatch, Terry Pratchett
You gotta sound like your pissin brandy and crapin plum puddin! — Terry Pratchet, Hogfather. Probably the best description of santa ever. (via frogola)
"Where are the elephants?"
Exactly what I was thinking, damn it!
May Granny Weatherwax make you believe you’ve turned into a frog!
The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the best ditches they gave you a bigger shovel. — Terry pratchett, discworld, Carpe Jugulum (via ukgingerhomogeek)